Marivs

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Marivs (aka Marrr) - NOT the most magnificent (though VERY cute!) gryphon in the known universe. Other creatures can't stand him so much so they organized themselves as The Anti Mar Conspiracy, to annoy him in many ways, eg. putting pink things on him (this increases his magnificence greatly and of course increases palatability). Recent and most notable sighting of Marrr have been in the guises of the Easter Bunny, the Thanksgiving Turkey and as a Ballerina. Other interesting reshapings of Mar include "Marzenstein" A process during which Mar was cooked, revived and also supposedly castrated.

Marivs is a big fan of Nature, especially he is obsessed with chickens. This is one of the obsessions which was taken by Mar to such a level, that he spended all of his days dreaming on an imaginary hen harem, which resulted in constant and unsucsessfull attempts by him to recruit a few guilders into it. This is one of the reasons why Marivs is sometimes called "Kentucky Fried Mar". After a failed harem fiasco Marr, was seen doing business by keeping a unicorn farm. This activity however also flopped after Marivs was kicked from his Farm Owner seat by Avioris who had superior financial, managerial and other cheating skills.

Mar is prone to delusional fits of grandeur, most often manifested by manical ravings directed towards Exodite Dragon in a futile attempt to convince those around him that gryphons are a superior species. If anything, Marivs is excellent proof that gryphons are much, much, much lower on the evolutionary scale than your run of the mill god, which is naturally still far above any dragon who usually share the evolutionary step with flatworms.

Apart from being called Marzenstein and KFM Marivs is also known under the names of Mar, Marvik, Maria and Marvez. A walking proof that we all love him. :)